BROMAGEDDON COUNTDOWN- FIGHT ANNOUNCED

It was announced earlier today that the long anticipated mega-showdown between silver spooned fighter Will Jones and uncouth midlands brawler Callum Killarney, will go ahead later this month. The pair, who have a running history of brash encounters, have announced to finally square off in the ring, with the loser set to forfeit his dignity by way of polishing off a pint of the victors urine.

Callum, affectionately known as 'the Ginger Rapscalian,' will concede three inches in height but believes it will not be an issue. Meanwhile his opponent, William 'Sharkstrike' Jones has already gone on record with his thoughts, citing "I want to see if he can really knock me out, I'm sick of this big man talk whenever he gets drunk." In retaliation, Killarney held no secrets as to how he would prepare for the bout, stating "Honestly, I'm not going to wank until the fight."

Now for a bit of background on the volatile pairing, as the two come from completely different cultural backgrounds. Whilst Jones has confessed to having "never punched anyone" in his life, Killarney appears to be the more experienced of the two, making sure Jones was aware "I broke someone's nose once, but it was by accident."

The camps of both fighters also appear to be at polar opposites in terms of how much they are willing to release to the press, with tight lipped 'Sharkstrike' refusing to speak to the media until he has "put his promotional team together." The Ginger Rapscalian on the other hand was more than comfortable with answering a few questions. When asked how he felt about the match-up he replied simply with "I'm quietly confident." Before then quickly adding, "I'm going to knock him out, and then tea-bag him."

With the bout scheduled by the BBA (Bucktringham Boxing Association) and set to take place in the previously un-used Tring Arena, which holds a capacity of almost three hundred, the fight is set to raise money for the end of Movember, with the obvious bonus of seeing the two slug it out over 5 three minute rounds until one of them is knocked out. The commissioner of the BBA, Patrick O' Connor had this to say when asked why it was these boxers that were thrust together; "well, because that little ginger prick is gonna knock the shit out of that wanker. It's going to go down in history. It will be better than the Battle of the Shatcave. Ginger is going to knock the fuck out of him, first round in the first thirty seconds."

Early signs suggest that it will be a £1 fee for spectators coming to watch, with all the money going to charity for men's testicular cancer. Keep tuning in to this blog for all the updates as the media team take you through the trash talk and childish banter, all the way up to the event itself, which promises to be an all time great.

Whether its to see Will get his lights smashed out of his head, or to see the look on Callum's face when he's necking a pint of posh piss, this ladies and gents, will be a spectacle you won't want to miss.

William 'Sharkstrike' Jones (left)and Callum 'The Ginger Rapscalian' Killarney (right) , square up for the first time before their blockbuster showdown later this month.