FIGHT COUNTDOWN- 18 Days to go. SCANDAL HITS

"Without the right training and preparation, no fighter can ever go on to achieve his true potential inside or outside the ring." - unknown (made-up)

You wouldn't be condemned for thinking that with the fight dubbed 'Bromageddon' having got the definite all clear, the much hyped pairing of William 'Sharkstrike' Jones and Callum 'The Ginger Rapscalian' Killarney would have perhaps heeded to those words and buckled down into an intense training regime. You wouldn't be condemned, but you would be completely wrong. With the blockbuster event having now been given a date of November 29th, its less than 3 weeks until the pair meet inside the ring to set aside their differences and quite literally beat the piss out of one another. As promised, the media team have been keeping tags on both fighter's camps to ensure that nothing goes un-documented. It seems though, that rather than hit the gym and begin to learn the basics of how to actually fight another man, both Sharkstrike and TGR are deciding to extend their breaks from their last fights to at least another couple of days, because 21 years isn't enough.

The Ginger Rapscalian tried to fend off our cameras
as we caught him stuffing his face with Blueberry muffins.

First off, The Ginger Rapscalian caused a McScandal when he was papped in Mcdonalds drinking a full fat milkshake earlier on today. The fiery Brummy has been the more openly confident of the two, but even so, a diet of fast food and muffins doesn't exactly promote complete faith for a man who was willing to state "I actually don't know if I can take a punch." As if that wasn't bad enough, Killarney tried to physically push the media team's cameras out of the way when he was snapped tucking into a blueberry muffin only hours after announcing the bout was going to take place. Whether or not the lively remarks and boyish insults are coming from a man who is genuinely pleased with the state of his body, or a cover up for someone shitting his already soiled pants, we have yet to find out.

McDickhead- Killarney is caught wolfing down
a meal in Mcdonalds, despite having only two
and a half weeks to condition his body.

Things aren't so sweet on the other side of the ring either, as William 'Sharkstrike' Jones, fresh from practically admitting that he knows nothing about physical contact unless it involves a girl laying on her back, was snapped by an unknown photographer looking slightly worse for wear. Perhaps the most alarming aspect of the image though is the fact that rather than spending his time promoting the fight or getting ready to go five rounds against a fierce rival, he has frolicked around with only booze and drugs for company. Earlier on today the picture surfaced, revealing Jones, who appears to be passed out, surrounded by medication and an empty bottle of alcohol. He has yet to comment on the picture, but if his actions towards the media thus far are anything to go by, you can expect him to maintain silence. 

Training hard- Jones sleeps off what appears to be a raging hangover as way
of getting himself mentally ready to face The Ginger Rapscalian on November 29th. 

On a brighter note, the bout titled 'BROMAGEDDON' seems to have found serious popularity with the general public. Whether this is because of their avid love for boxing or because they can't wait to see Killarney or Jones get knocked out cold and then have to beverage urine, isn't completely clear, but already as many as four box seat tickets have been sold, with the promise of many more to come.

To conclude, both men seem to be absolutely jack all to prepare for their fight, but the fact that the promotional picture will be uploaded later, might prove something of a stimulus.